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Thursday, May 7, 2009

PLEASE PRAY FOR ME

Ok I went to write my resit exam 3 days ago , couldn't do it last week cos the other student was out of the country
I was sha got there and the other student was with me so we sha did small revision till the prof came, and then we started our exams
the other dude student started sneezing, and coughing
I sha offered him tissue and continued with my exam, the sneezing was getting to much, i just started giving him one eye cos he was pissing me off with the blowing of his nose and all that ish!
30 mins into the exam, He now started crying, that OH this cant be happening, In my mind I was like this guy faint so I wont have to do this exam I would just say I'm traumatized and that I can't write the exam again and they would give me 100% chai!bros no gree faint o!
I thought he was crying Cos he found the exam tough , me the Mother Theresa's immediate younger sister decided to put his head on my shoulder and comfort him and it was going to be ok!!!even helped him clean his eyes sef!
I was like just imagine urself in the country you went to, writing this exam on the beach!
He started crying more!ahn ahn! wetin do this boy oo!
he was like that he was in Mexxico, and that he was cleared for swine flu at the airport!cos he told them he sha faked some stuff, I dnt even know sef
Seee this morrrafucker oshi If he had told me he had gone to Mezzzico i wont even be in the same room with him nor even touch him! I started panicking, remembered momsie's words In all things pray
I almost throway the guy one heavy slap, cos he was screaming We are gonnaaa die!!Idiot
I sha have one Mfm prayer list in my room, na in I just start o!

I swweep every virus of swine flu with the broom of the Holy Spirit
Father, I thank You for the provision of deliverance and healing through the blood of Jesus.

Any verbal or written covenant made with any evil spirit on my behalf, be cancelled by the blood of Jesus.

Every agreement I have consciously or unconsciously made to the devil, be cancelled by the blood of Jesus.

Every handwriting and ordinances against my life, be cancelled by the blood of Jesus.

Every source of evil flow into my life, DIE, in the name of Jesus.

Every arrow of failure at the edge of breakthroughs, GO BACK to your sender, in the name of Jesus.

Every imagery, effigy, symbol, picture and statue representing me in the kingdom of darkness, CATCH FIRE! in the name of Jesus.

Immediatley the prof called 911, and told them that one of her students might have the swine flu virus, and he has come in contact with 2 people already in 3mins SEEE AMBULANCES!,everybody was wearing surgical masks and all, the guys that opened the door they look like astronauts cos they were wearing the protective ish!
Na wa o!
I'm in the hospital now, Ive been here for the past 3days under quarantine, I dnt even have the courage to call my mother, what would i tell her I have swine flu??
Its actually getting to me now, cos patients are always coming to look at me, and they just keep on shaking their heads and all, the other guys is really sick!writing right now is the only thing that is going to make me happy!!!So pls tell you family and friends to pray for me!!I must live this hospital whole and hearty In Jesus Name!Amen Amen Amen!
Pray for me o!
Chill somebody is knocking on my door!
It was a dream!!!!Gotcha
Tinu
xxx
Back to reading for my exams!
Academia is a bitch!
Would be back to complete the other story!!!!

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Omo...u scared me o...i was like all of things to happen....got me...lolz...All the best in your exams...Remember those who put their trust in God will not be put to shame..

Miss FlyHigh - LondonsNaijaQueen said...

hahahahahah Tinu baby o serious jo ... I was thinking wowza that's crzy.

I pray you exam n stuff goes well in Jesus Name...Amen

Kemberly said...

omg!!!! You're not serious!!! OMG!!! I was really scared for u! You got me! nice one.

mizchif said...

LMAO!!! You're very unserious! Even before i saw d last part, i was almost rolling on d floor. Shey na u be sister of mother theresa.

Oya go and read ur books jare!

Original Mgbeke said...

LMAO @ those prayers. Gotta love the Naija prayers sha.

chayoma said...

Oh gurl, you fit give man pikin heart attack... Mother theresea's sister indeed!
Go study joo
May ya prayers be answered in Jesus name....

BSNC said...

lol jeez babe ahn ahn. you wan kill person.. abeg go and study jare..lol. that was a good one sha, you got me

juiceegal said...

Twinie ur nt crios o...i ws bout 2 send u an email askin 4 ur num nd ish
Trust me u gt me on dis one..u shld criosly consider changin ur career...lol
Goodluck wit ur resits
Im stil waitin 4 my email o....u hvnt rplied me.

Buttercup said...

lol..crazy child!

good luck with the exam o..

mehn, those prayers r on fire..

Jayla. said...

lol, babe u r not serious.

Omo that your prayer is on fire o. Some mountain of fire church stuff

BSNC said...

okay since i can't comment on the new post.. that post was funny and sweet :)

we love our mama