Sunday, September 27, 2009

My mommie the character!

You see I have a fery fery good reason for being away from blogsville(like any one is here these days)I forgot my password that it why i couldnt log in to blog and oh everybody's excuse TWIRRRRA!!!!and this thing people call SCHOOL!!!!
yes people that is the best thing since agege bread!!!I kid you not!!ask Sir Scribbles,MzEny,Juiceegal,Vera,Bumtight,Fumsdrebirth,Chari!!!!infact if ur looking for bloggers go there and you'll find all of them!!
I tell you I'm so addicted to twitter its terrible I can even get off my bed without tweeting!
ok enough of my twexperince on twitter!hehehe
So as you all momsie was here for a while -3weeks and of course it was soo much fun, we fought made up fought the usual mother daughter squabbles!
So on this particular day momsie decided to go shopping by herself without me cos I was sleeping,she was going to take the bus!
she waited at the bus stop and the bus left her, cos she didnt get in on time
she was soo angry, she now called me to vent!
she now said
mOMMIE:Tinu the bus just left me here o!and I have been under the bus shelter for 30mins
tINU:did u go near the bus?
mommie:tschewww so you have to go near the bus??iru ilu wo le leyi ?(what type of country is this)In my country conductors would physically beg you to enter their bus , and people would even curse the driver to move the bus!!and awon oshi fi mi le si bi(these foolish people left me)
tschewww Wo when I come next summer we are renting a car o!!I have a car and a driver waiting for me in my house in Lagos, gbo gbo pala pala yi to sun mi!
Just make tea for me before I get home Otutu mu!(cold is catching me)
I laughed soo hard that day!!!
When she was leaving I cried my eyes out!she was now like that ahn ahn Tinu stop crying before they think we are lesbians!!
I wuv my mommie!!!
Have a great week people!!!

Thursday, September 10, 2009

I shall be back!

the only cubes of sugar in my tea

the only splashes or spreads of correct blue band butter on my agegebread

the only cockroaches in my cupboard

the only teeth left in my mouth

the only pieces of meat in my Iya Bose stew that I miss soo much

I shall be back and I promise that I shall take my blogging steroids!

So I shall just be hupdating and hupdating ni kaaan ni!!!!

So please Cool down for Jesus I shall be back soon ish!!

Mommie is around, been shopping with her if u see my muscles ehn from carrying bags and my calf muscles look like yams from walking kai!!!!

I need Alabokun for this pain!!

Lemme leave you with something, was sent to me by a friend!

In line with the Federal Government's renewed drive to encourage exports, a group of experts have come up with suggestions on how to improve the image of our local products by making their names attractive and in line with International Standards on exports!!!

Kuli kuli - Peanut bars

Donkuwa/ Robo Alata - Hot Charcolit nuts

Kilishi - Beef Crackers

Dundun - Yamarita

Fried Potato - Potarita (lolll right)

Pako/Atu (Chewing stick) - Dental Stickos

Boli - Barbecue Plantain

Roasted corn - Corn Aflame

Eko - Corn Jellos

Moin moin - Bean pie

Isi ewu - Goat-hed o lickins' (remember ur fingers)

Garri - Grain o' fibres

Bokoto/ Nkwobi - Hoof salad

Ogi/Akamu - Corn Caramel

Puff Puff - Energy Buns

Chin Chin - Dough Rocks

Zobo - Juice Rosa Afrik

Kunnu - Grain Alive

Burundi - Coconut Jaw-Breakers

Bread and Akara - Bean cake Burger

Ofada rice - Unpolished Rice for Vegetarians

Adalu - Lentils & Grain Salad



Have a fabulous week ahead!!!

ps the comment problem has been fixed!