Thursday, September 10, 2009

I shall be back!

the only cubes of sugar in my tea

the only splashes or spreads of correct blue band butter on my agegebread

the only cockroaches in my cupboard

the only teeth left in my mouth

the only pieces of meat in my Iya Bose stew that I miss soo much

I shall be back and I promise that I shall take my blogging steroids!

So I shall just be hupdating and hupdating ni kaaan ni!!!!

So please Cool down for Jesus I shall be back soon ish!!

Mommie is around, been shopping with her if u see my muscles ehn from carrying bags and my calf muscles look like yams from walking kai!!!!

I need Alabokun for this pain!!

Lemme leave you with something, was sent to me by a friend!

In line with the Federal Government's renewed drive to encourage exports, a group of experts have come up with suggestions on how to improve the image of our local products by making their names attractive and in line with International Standards on exports!!!

Kuli kuli - Peanut bars

Donkuwa/ Robo Alata - Hot Charcolit nuts

Kilishi - Beef Crackers

Dundun - Yamarita

Fried Potato - Potarita (lolll right)

Pako/Atu (Chewing stick) - Dental Stickos

Boli - Barbecue Plantain

Roasted corn - Corn Aflame

Eko - Corn Jellos

Moin moin - Bean pie

Isi ewu - Goat-hed o lickins' (remember ur fingers)

Garri - Grain o' fibres

Bokoto/ Nkwobi - Hoof salad

Ogi/Akamu - Corn Caramel

Puff Puff - Energy Buns

Chin Chin - Dough Rocks

Zobo - Juice Rosa Afrik

Kunnu - Grain Alive

Burundi - Coconut Jaw-Breakers

Bread and Akara - Bean cake Burger

Ofada rice - Unpolished Rice for Vegetarians

Adalu - Lentils & Grain Salad



Have a fabulous week ahead!!!

ps the comment problem has been fixed!


Nice Anon said...

Bush girl! I like sha as me and you na 1.

Naija bad boi.... said...

Lol...r those stuffs for real or u just made them up...?
Real funny...

The Girl with the Red Hair said...

Did you make the names up or is it for real?

The Girl with the Red Hair said...

Did you make the names up or is it for real?

Buttercup said...

You berra come back soon o! Lmao! Gosh, I miss dundun like whoa..

blogoratti said...


yankeenaijababe said...

I am seriously craving some Zobo for real...we need to talk o!!! All this names making me hungry o.

Sugarking said...


chayoma said...

Corn Aflame...
U had better shop for me too oh!

honey91 said...

lmao!!!! omg...d freshest names anyone can come up with!!!

David.фаворит Бога номер-один said...

wth??? HA...i wonder if it will sell...LOL

Energy Buns??? you won't kill person but i'm cravin kunu...

NaijaBabe said...

Coconut jaw breakers is soooo on point mehn!!!!

Sassy Trends said...

yeah rite....hahahahahahahahahaha

abeg no kill me with laffter biko.... berra be back kiakia o.... tinu tontolo mi o....

The experiences of an achiever....... said...

Roflol @ energy buns, hoof salad doesn't sound very appetizing sha? maybe goaty parts? lol..oh and zobo leaves are called red sorrel leaves.

Afrobabe said...

lmao...loved it so much I have copied it to send to

yankeenaijababe said...

lol@ Tinu

Girl I think you might win the other random palette, I am on your side for winning the other 2 palettes...u know I care.

The sharing thingy would have worked out if we were

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Myne Whitman said...

When are you back then? Missing you.