Wednesday, April 22, 2009

There is blood flowing in my caffeine stream

Hey People,
Thanks soo much for the birthday wishes and prayers for success in my exams!!God bless all of you
Birthday was the crappiest ever!!spent it studying!but all the facebook messages and calls and texts and blog comments made me happy though.
I'm done exams now and Lord know that I need a miracle, Math the stumbling block in my life wasn't the best!,blanked out for an hour in my accounting exam, and the exam was supposed to be for 2hours!
Let me not even bore you with my exams!
How have you all been???
Loving the African Women blog by the way and every body's views on friendship
As you can tell, I have nothing to blog about!so I'm going to end this here!
Would be back soon hopefully!
I'll leave you with some funny facts bout life,and some funny proverbs enjoy!

Character is what you are.Reputation is what people think you are

A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

Drive carefully It's not only cars that can be recalled by their maker.

A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.

There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic

Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before

Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance

Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks.

Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.

Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

Eat well, stay fit, die anyway

All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.

By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.

We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located, among the millions and millions of cows in America but we haven’t got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.

and funny quotes

The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office."- Robert Frost"Life is pleasant.

Death is peaceful.It's the transition that's troublesome."-unknown

"Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.-unknown"

Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know where to shop."-unknown"

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them."-unknown

Forgive your enemies but remember their names."-unknown"

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity."- Albert Einstein



Bibi said...

lol @ my idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. Hilarious. Also the internet one.

juiceegal said...

Twinnie!!!!!!!!! ur done wit ur exam........lucky bout 2 strt mine.
Nawa 4 al dis ur quotes o.....sha welcome bak.

Sting said...

Just saying hey. interesting quotes.

RocNaija said...

"A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work..."

Classic line right there..

Anonymous said... the quotes..
love this blog!!

Miss Az`ure said...

Lmao...that was hilarious. I especially loved the Immigration/Agriculture Jokes.

bob-ij said...

It's weird that my Msn status was the conscience bit once upon a year! Good luck in your exams.. and I understand the accounting issues. It's done now so you can breathe!


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