School shoes and other stories

Hey people
I really do apologize for not replying all the comments on my previous posts!!been mad busy with school!!!

Bata mi a dun ko ko ka

Tin ba kawe mi bata mi a dun ko ko ka

I hope you all remember that song?

So I want my bata to do ko ko ka o!!Infact talking about shoes!

Momsie used to punish me with them o!!! my brother and I got school shoes every school year, this time she made me only me o!repeat the same school shoe and school bag!kai

and everybody was rocking their mudd shoes and spice girls school bag and pencil case!I then decided to spoil the shoe,I even gave it to my brother to practice his football skill, at least when he becomes a footballer he has me to thank!!!hehe

The shoe finally got spoilt, she made me wear it for a week!then she sent me and one lady for her office to buy me new schools from TJ !!!okay okay TEJUOSO!!don't be looking at me with small eye o!If you had seen the shoe ehn!They looked like Christian louboutins for kids!!

Ok Is it me or did those IBO BOYS! that sold stuff in Tejuosho always want you to buy something!!!

You might just hear,

"Aunty , Aunty I have yaa saize!!"

"Bebeh this shoe was made for you, when you shoook it with some naize denim co (jeans)hmmn eazi o"

and this shoe is sooo damn tight!

"Aunty make I just run go awa store go check for anoda one, no go o!"

"No worry as you go dey wear the shoe e go dey ezpand"

Then if you try on the real size that they bought

all the other Ibo boys that have stores around

"hmmn omalicha",

"Bebeh as you dey so I just wan marry you"

"this shoe was made for you Aunty"

Just tell them that your feeling hot,

they can even take off their shirts to fan you!!!now that is customer service, not all these awon iran nu telling me that their store is about to close!!!and I would have to excuse them till tomorrow!!tschewwww

"Nne my tings are from Emelika come shek iriout!!!!"

then if you don't buy anything from them , the insults you would receive ehn!

"See as the girl wowoh abeg comot joh, seee ha skeeeet sef,monkeh!"

See how I went from singing nursery rhymes, to school schools to Tej, then to Ibo boys!

Ok I'm not going to be blogging regularly cos I have exams coming up!but I'll definitely be checking in on all you wonderful bloggers!

Best of luck to all of you that have exams!!!

Tinu

xxx