Jesus take the truck

Hey people,
In addition to me contesting for next year's most intellectual blogger, I would also want to add the blogger that always comes first!!yes o I'm taking over from Temite o!!yep I'm the new broom that has come to sweep Temite away!!I was first on Solomonsyelle,Vera,MissFlyHigh,B.muffin,OriginalMgbeke,Buttercup and Chari and Kemberly,yes I recorded, all the times I shouted first!!!teeheee
Oh so I was reading my sign out book a few days ago, and them came acroos "Best group" page!!
do you guys remember that group called LXG??League of Extraordiary Gentlemen, well my friends and I decided to form a group called GIRLS WITH EXTRAORDIANRY JOKES!ok so the group was formed out of boredom,a group of girls who were bored, during class, during punishments(another story),when nothing exciting was happening in school or in class.Instead of us to carry our exam focus and read o!mba this was what we decided to do! People laughed at us and at our jokes, but you see GXJ is getting their own share of the www!!tschewwww
so here are a few of the many extraordianry jokes!!
1)many are called but few are ......flashed
2)why is the sun the ultimate source of energy because it drinks gulder
3)where is the love oh I forgot you are not one of the blackeyed peas!
4)Chiamaka:who are you taking to prom?
Tinu:I dnt know
Chiamaka: I'm coming with a calendar
Tinu:that means you're coming with 365 dates!!!
5)If they have fought the gulf war why haven't they fought the tennis war?
6)what is the difference between jlo and Jeniifer Lopez?Eniffer Pez
7) why did the antelope cross the road??she went to see the uncle-lope

8)which book has muscles??exercise book

9)which musicain servers in ur church?Usher

10)how can i be sarcastic when my name is not saka tinubu

Ok we have all stopped saying jokes like this!Tinu HAS CHANGED!!lol
pls note tha not all the jokes were my idea just some!Went to an all girls school so we really didnt care! and we always laughed at the jokes o!!!my gosh!!!
Reading all this all I could say was Jesus take not the wheel but the truck!
Tinu
xxx
ps DO NOT THROW STONES AT ME O!!!WE WERE YOUNG AND OH SOOOOOO STUPID!!!!!

have a great weekend!!