Igbo people I give una hand!

Igbo kwenu
Kwenu Ezu
Hi People
Today is a day I would never forget in a long time
First of all Ibo people I give una hand!!!!
I tasted nkwobi and isi ewu today
my first time tasting both
at first I was scared cos I don't like vegetables and I'm a fried or jollof rice with dodo,moin moin and meat thank you kinda person
It was DELICIOOOOUSSSS
ooh and for starters I had goat meat peppersoup!!!
I hope your mouths are watering
The Nkwobi was spaiiizyy according to the waitress, it was in like this traditional bowl,kai I was too damn hungry to take a picture,because chewing gum was my breakfast and lunch,so infact all the worms in my stomach were cursing me and I had to act fast before they started cursing my parents so I took the first spoon!!
which was HEEEEEEEEEAAAVEN, it was reli spaaaizzzy as in the pepper,but mehn I just had to form even though steam was coming out of my ears and my nose was running!!it was too much o!!

ehen back to the nkwobi,it was GOOOD i said that alread abi
ooh I even had dodo sef,
I actually combined the plantain and nkwobi and it came out really well
Ok time to tell you about the isi ewu
Yes I know I'm a real alajeki, eat until you faint but when next would I see this kind of tin!!
so yeah the isi ewu wasnt as spaiizzzy as nkwobi
so I dealt with that one too
mind you there were other people on the table that were sharing the food with me
so I'm really not that bad of an alajeki
then I washed it down with a nice cold bottle of izzzee warrra!!
I have to learn how to make this thing o!!!
I can make stew,jollof rice,fried rice,white rice, I can boil water(a necessity in households mind you),yam fry plantain and I can bake cake!
so I have to add nkwobi and isi ewu to my list
and also eforiro,efoelegusi,okoro,ogbono,afiafere and all those other things
Ok I won't ask why women have to know how to cook all these things
but why do we have to???
Can't we be like the oyinbos and know how to microwave or make
hamburger helper,lasagna,pizza pockets and co
I swear there would be no more fighting in the african household!!
there's even a yoruba movie that I watched, and the morale of the story was that women have to know how to cook and take care of their husbands and my mother sent it to me!
Oh well, right now if I was in a pool I would probably sink, yes sink!!!I'm that full!!
Ok im getting tired, I'm still thinking of that nkwobi o!!
ok then Kachifo (im trying o)

Tinu
xxx
PS the girls of the Kokomansion should be called razzolletts!