Friday, June 12, 2009

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My darling People,

Thank you alll sooooo much for your comforting words,prayers everthing you guys are indeed the best!
Got this from my darling friend Wura and I just thought I should share and also nothing to blog about, so enjoy,

Rev. Reinhard Bonke came to Okuokoko village in delta state for a convention. He mounted the podium and started preaching the gospel. Barely 10 minutes into the sermon he noticed that the congregation were grumbling and leaving. he called on the nearest man(akpomiemie) and asked him why they were leaving. Akpomiemie answered "sir, dem no understand your big English", Reinhard Bonke thought for a moment and then asked Akpomiemie for assistance. This is what ensued:
Reinhard Bonke: "As it is written in the bible"
Akpomiemie: "As dem yarn for bible side"

Reinhard Bonke: "Jesus entered the boat with his disciples"
Akpomiemie: "Naim Jesus fall inside canoe with him palles"

Reinhard Bonke: "As the boat was sailing there was a great storm"
Akpomiemie: " As the canoe dey remove naim yawa come gas"

Reinhard Bonke: " the storm was so great that it was like a whirl wind"
Akpomiemie: "the yawa na die so tay kasala burst enter"

Reinhard Bonke: " the disciples became so afraid and they shouted master master"
Akpomiemie: "naim liver drop him palles, dem begin hala bros bros"

Reinhard Bonke: " Jesus got up and calmd down the wind"
Akpomiemie: "Naim Jesus rise up come arrange the yawa"

Reinhard Bonke: " He turned to his disciples and said, oh ye men of little faith"
Akpomiemie: Na so Jesus look him palles,shake him head say UNA FALL MY HAND"

REINHARD BONKE: the disciples replied and said what manner of man is this?
Akpomiemie: him palles come hala say sho.. bro J which levels?

I love my mommie she just knows when to make me smile,she sent me a text this morning and it read 'I'm one of those people that want to to know everything about you- like how yo dey?,how has ur day been?, you don chop?,the food sweet?, you beleful?,u drink water?,u don baff?oya go sleep.See I do care!

She's just a trip and then she sent pics of my brother and I when we were younger,LOOOOOOOOL!!!!In the pic I did 2 suku hairstyle!!!Lmao! and my brother loooked like such a monkey with his dimples, if you see him now ehn!deep voice and all!!!!!

Ok hope I made all of you smile or laugh

thanks soo much again!

have a fantastic weekend
God bless




1 + The One said...

Nice, your mum is soo sweet!

Sassy Trends said...

Oh myyy.... firsssssssssssssssssst!

Sassy Trends said...

LMaoooooooooooooooo..... that is very funnnyyyy.....

nice weekend dear...

Anonymous said...

haha..lamo @ "UNA FALL MY HAND"

aww that was such a nice text from ur mum.

juiceegal said...

Lmao at una fall my hand.Ur mum's text was rily nice.

yinkuslolo said...

haha, ur mumcee is a texter oh. that ur 2 suku gist is so nostalgic.

Vera Ezimora said...


Buhahahahaha. Been laughing my head off @ those interpretations. Bros J, ke? Hahahahaha

Funms-the rebirth said...

lmao @ the joke...... yes o, Bros J....
glad ur feeling better.. and ur mum is so sweet and funny....
oh days of suku... i used to do them do...infact i think ill do it again soon

NaijaBabe said...

OMG that had me in stitches

Ps: randomly... the word verification I have to type in for this comment is ''shebi'' blogger too understands our naija lingo

chayoma said...

My mumsie is a texter too oh!
na the only reason wey i get cellphone for this country wey get yeye phone plans....

ur mama soo sweet :)

Anonymous said...

aww ur mum is so sweet1 but wait this was the blog??? anyways I laughed hard at the interpretation fiasco hehehe

BSNC said...

laugh wan kill me, lol i need to write the one out. wow that i had a good laugh..

Maiya said...

I haven't laughed so much in a minute!
PS- You were feeling bad in that two suku abi?

Sir Scribbles II said...

LMAO...I scream blasphemy ooo! una fall my hand and bros J which levels lol

Ur mum is so sweet..howz about considering adopting Sir Scribbles, I cook (lie), I clean (maybe) and I'm house trained (most def) lol

Thnks 4 reachin my endz o! show face more often sha

tommeh said...

lmao.. pretty funny..

Anonymous said...

shuo!! babe, whish ones na?

Buttercup said...

You're welcome, hon. LMAO @ the joke! Awww @ your mum! :)

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