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Friday, January 22, 2010

Risikat Tours and Travels Part 2

Ladie and Gentumen



We are Risikat Tours and travvus are soo sorry for the break in transmisshun, hasually there was a prooblem with the hengine ko de fe start, so we just hafe to call owa sista compnee to come and gife hus hanother buzz, so as now the new buzz as come izz a bit smaller than owa hold buzz so eferybody just hafe to queez themself,



*everybody enters the bus and there is another passenger still waiting to be seated*



Oya o, slim haunty oya let someone to lap you, we have sometin fery specaillay for you as we have inconvient you e moh binu



Oya huncuu oya enter, eeehnnnn some people should dress ni let there be space, eheeeen we can now continue owa tour



Hasually this bus there is no hair conditioner so we juzz have to hopen owa window so dat we can be having some fresh hair, also for heveryone to be able to rememba owa tour we are giving eash and hevery one of you hand fan, tanks so mush for your co operation



We are now about to continue from where we stop



Oya Mussssiiii start engine yen o jare broda mi

So the last time we stopped at Tarzan boats, as you can seee some places have been cleared it used to be a mini market maroko market
also we see a lot of construction, the Lagos government wasnt to make the Lekki-Epe expressway mush bigger as soo many people are moving to the Lekki Area dazz why there is soo mush of go-slow
Ehen , so on the left we have Mobee peshrol stashun and also nest to this peshroo statshun is their eeed hoffice, yes this biiiiding dat have so much of glass.

then on the right side we have cactus restoorant ear in this plaize they sarver fery fery nice food bi hice cream,poraro ships and shicken and awon mede mede

as you can see coming up is a block of flats dizz plaize use to be one taasan and four all owa gofment workers used to live here before before

up next we have the civic centre dizz another naize place if u wanna do parry or suntin it is hasually overlooking the lagoon warra

right beside ear we haf Nigeria Law school, this is the school all the sharge and bail, corporate and all kin of lawyers come to like exactly this is a school for lawyers that want to practice law

Ok people Im sooo sorry i havent blogged since last year exams,travelled home for christmas had a blast and err the internet wasnt reall suitable for blogging effectively

Oh well

I'm back

Tinu

xxx

have an awesome weekend!


13 comments:

chinny said...

hahahaha gosh ur so silly..n ummm d driver Mussiiii is Naija bloke yeah? lmaoo chei!

yankeenaijababe said...

missed ya lots, great to see you back..hope all is well. You know we love your blog.

Rene said...

hehe....took a whyl for me to read it sha buh anywayz i love

Myne Whitman said...

As funny as usual. WELCOME BACK AND HAPPY NEW YEAR.

Tay-mee said...

LMAO..I def needed this!!

honey91 said...

lol!
welcome back!

shorty said...

Hilarious!!! i found it hard sha.
Welcome back.

bob-ij said...

You have started again oh! lol

~x~

Bubbles said...

LOL!
you are something else!

Sincmedia said...

Very funny! I could not help but lol! hactually dis if ferry creatif. Welcome back. This is my first time here. NBB

SOLOMONSYDELLE said...

lwkmd!!!

Tinu, Tinu, Tinu! How many times did i call your name?

You do well for bringing this back! Happy new year oh!

The Girl with the Red Hair said...

LMAO...
Welcome back

pawpawandmango said...

LOL!!! Too funny, too true!