Wednesday, November 4, 2009

RisikaT Tours and Travels Nigeria Limited PLC

Eyin Peeopu mi
You know I told u a while back that Mama Tinu came and we thoroughly enjoyed ourselves desite all the fights
So went on a tour to Niagra Falls awesommme in my mother's words she went to go and see the one of the wonders of the world, and then we went wine tassting loveeeelly
any wine drinkers here in blogsvilee should try Ice wine from Niagra they have this peachy and grape scents!beauuuutiful

As I mentioned above we went on a tour and the tour guide was sha telling us the history about the places we passed and all, and how they were formed and where we could get things
Can you imagine if they gave a tour in Lagos?????
truzz ur geh im def going to give you a sample!!!

Ladie and Gentumen wehcome to Risikat Tours and Travels Nigeria Limited PLC

we specialize in tours and trips arond Laogzz,USA and united kingdom, tickets,drivers lisense international drivers licence,also US and UK visa,yaaaport pickup and drop off,wedding planning and catering savices,we are also tinking about esspanding owa savices to designing and event planning!!

But dizzz not why you hare ere right now we are going to start owa tour we are juzz waiting for owa driver he went to go and pizzz

I foget to hintroduze mysef my name is Risikat hi ham the daughter of de howna hof this bizness!!

Owa drifa has now come hees name is Musibawu hees my broda

So now owa tour is going to start

we are gonaa kick off owa tour from VINGINC!yes dizz hestate is for some of awon gbo gbo bigz boy and bigz geh of Lagos state of Noigera, yez in diz hestate we haf ouses that look like basilicas some haf remote control for deir gate,dizzz a very respetable area to live hin, the road hin diz hestate is relay big like the road in london, hit also has a club house like Ikoyi is club where alorof people do aloroof eskesize!!

Nest up we have Eleganza plaza dizzz own by Shief Razak Okoya maker of eleganza biro,cooler,plastic,!

coming hup we have shefron owsing hestate dizz where hall the people that are manufaturing peshroleum are living ear, just to be it convienience for them to go to work so that the workers will not be complain to their oga da there is travvic or suntin like that daz why the plaze of work iz close to their owse

we are now fast approashing Jakande ear iss like the buzzzing harea in the lekki side, like ear is de plaze that a loorrf market hare, women selling fish and all sort of food sturvs

as you can see ladies and getumen there are alorrof petrol station in dizzz lekki harea, sush as oando, tezzaco and oder ones too .we also just passed Chisco,Ifesinachi and Jide Offor motor park from ear you can get on a bus that will take you to anywhere in noigeria yezz instead of somebody to henter hearoplane, you know hearoplane is a dangerous transportaion devize

we hare fast happroashing lekki phase one bet on the right ladies and gentumen is the Dizzday event centre I know some of you are wondering if this where they produzee the newspaper hassuali no, dizz the plaze where thisday company hold their hevent like for intazee izz thisday dat bring Beyonze Jay zz snoop doggy dog henvogue brick and lace and soo many other oyinbo singers to come and parform for owa noigeria pepu it was a relay naizee concaart

Also behind the hevent centre we have another owsing hestate

I'm sure you pepu notice that there alorrof of owsing hestate in Lekki, yezz dizz the newest place to move to in Lagos

We are now by Lekki phase 1 owsing hestate dizz one of the major owsing hestate int he lekki harea!
on the left we have the paaams shopping centre, dis like a mall that we see in the mofies, soo many shops inside tivveny hmaber, sleek make hup, shoprite where you can get alorrof of niaze stuf for sheap, alooroof stores here like when you heven henter the plaize is like your abroad you know
also on the right we have tarzan boat club,
upcoming we have the mobil ile epo bilding this where all the work for mobil is done you know

stay tuned for part 2!



Fabulo-la said...


Fabulo-la said...


This makes my day anytime!

Bubbles said...


chayoma said...

why is Bubbles dying...lolo

Tinu u wan kill persin?
Naizee! Verri naizzeee.
How's Mama Tinu?

Nice Anon said...

he hehehehehehe heeeee. U no well at all at all.

honey91 said...

LOL!!!...u killed it sista!

Anonymous said...

LOL..this babe ehn!! But bone you know Lagos well oh as in reading this felt like I was walking on the island!! Naiz naiz!

Myne Whitman said...

This girl you're so funny. But Risikat na goor tour operator oo I felt I was on the Island true true.

Andrea said...

lol...I love niagara falls. I go there every year....

Ms.O said...

looooooooooool!!!! wow!!! haha!

Anonymous said...

where is naigra falls?

The Girl with the Red Hair said...

This is simply hilarious. LMFAO! Chick you just made my day

Bubbles said...

@ Leggy

pick up a damn book!!!!!
how can you ask a question like that?!

Tinu said...

@tenzzz so much
@bubbles tenk u agbalumo
@chayoma she's good!
@nice anon im just like u o!
@honey91 thank u!
@taymee yezz ofcosss i know lagos well o!
@mynewhitman thank u!
@andrea me tooo!thanks for stopping by
@MS O!ive been looking for you on twitter o!
@leggy its a new water park btwn canada and America
@girl witht he red hair yaaaay im happy i did!
@bubbles thank you!


juiceegal said...

hahaaha at bubbles...better still google it..don't come and be embarassing yourself like this now.

juiceegal said...

Tinu u won't kill me with all these ur stories o..biko when is part 2 coming out ehn??

Zena said...


Please encore ooh!!!

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~Sirius~ said...

Oh Lawd!!!!!LNGKMD!!!!! ha ha ha ha.........erm, you can actually start the bizness. *lol

bob-ij said...

LOOOL> I actually thought you were serious!
Loling right now..."pizzz"? how?


blogoratti said...

Mad should go into comedy.

temmy tayo said...

First time here but i tell you i cant wait for part 2.


heehee, I don't feel good so I can't laugh as hard as I want to but my goodness, this was funny!!!!

Omotee! said...

first time here and laugh don kill me finish! i like aunty risikat o!

nice job ma'am, this is good stuff!

TinTin said...


Tinu said...

@juiceegal alabama part 2 is coming sooon!
@Zena tannnk u!
@Sirius thank you for stoping by
@Bob ij looooool
@Blogaraati thank you maybe I should sha
@temmytayo thanks for stopping by part 2 is coming
@omoteee thanks for stopping by
@Tintin runaway bloggger ka bo o!thank u

9jamommy said...

Lollllll..."tezzaco, owsing hestate..the paams"....classic!

mike said...

loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool. na wa 4 this tinu

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Marrakech Riad said...

this is wonderful to read and i like risikat ,great stuff!

Azazel said...

Lol hahaha sorry tinu.. idk why i am just findin out ur blog. Finish my lapse in serious judgement.

Nala said...

mehn this babe...u re very hilarious...i was actually laughing at your posts..well said cant wait for the continuation of the tour

mizchif said...

You just carried me from my house to VI mehn.

Naizz stuvvzz.