Too Much of a Chicken!

Hey People

I haven't blogged in a while o!!!

howve u all been!!!

is it just me or is blogsville getting boring!Where is everybody, Kemberly,Solomonsydelle,Bcup and Chari, Bibi,Bsnc(ok she's back)and ooooh BIMBYLADS IS BACK!for those of you that dont know and she has baby!!!

Ok so, I was having this very random thought while having a shower, thats where I do all my thinking!

I know I've given you guys jist about how momsie dealt with my brother an I when we were younger so I was thinking of paying her back I love my mother and all but the thought of giving her a taste of her own medicine cracks me up!

Ok so I was thinking of telling her that I'm not coming to naij this christmas, and these would be my excuses!but I would still go I would just surprise her get my drift??

1) Im getting married to this Arab guy, and I shall send she and daddie (yes o he's included o!cos when she used to brush me he never said anything!) and email which would read

Dear Mommie and Daddie

I want you to know that I would not be coming to Lagos this christmas because I am now married . I am married to Abudulsalami something something. He was the one that helped me pass my math exam and he made me swear that if I passed my math and computer science that I would marry him, I know it was a very stupid thing to do but mommie desperate times calls for desperate measures, and I didnt want you to be disappointed in me. So now he and I are married,he is a wonderful guy and I love him and he loves me!and I'm 3 months pregnant!!

Don't worry mommie Ill will be okay, I would send you my baby's picture and I'm sure he would look so much like his daddie and I would also send you gold as Dubai is just a stone throw away!

Miss and love you loads

Tinu something something

PS Abdul says you must be great parents, because he's married to the perfect wife!

pps TO daddie, can you suggest a Rivers name for him!thank you, would you still continue paying my school fees!We would really appreciate this!

Ok My mother knows me very well and she know that nothing in this word can stop me from coming back home this Christmas not even the snow in Canada!

If my mother actually believed that I was married , militants in the Niger Delta would definitely shift base to look for me and slap the taste out of my mouth!!ehn the apple of my mother's eye and the princess of my village,yup I'm a princess and from now on you guys should refer to me as Princess Tinu, if not I shall not.... I think of what to do to all of you!hehe. My father would just delete the email and go and play golf!!tschewwwwwww!

or my second option was to tell her that I was going to be a monk in Tibet!!but she know me to well that I ChukwuTinuOluwafowosapomi (the Lord shall put money in my pocket!Amen o)shall not cut a strand of my thick,long black,strong and evrybody-wants-their-hair-and-their-daughter's-hair-to-be-like-my-own-hair hair!so newwwp!!

Ok let me be realistic I'm toooooo much of a chicken to do any of the stated above! and she won't even believe!So I just have to go to naij this Christmas!!excccited!!yes I know its 7months away!!my goodness this year is just going Usain Bolts on us o!!!!

your royal highnessy (abi how does the queen of England end her letters?)

Princess Tinu

xxx

CAN SOMEONE PLS TEACH ME HOW TO LINK!!!ABI IS IT TAG OR BOTH THANK YOU!

Daddykins

Hey People

thanks for all the messages on my last post I would definitely come round to going to all you blogs one by each!hehehe

Daddykins is in town!!!!chaaaaaaaaaai ok he's been around since Sunday and he's leaving on Saturday!!!;(

Mehhhhn you should have seen my smile when I went to get him from the airport!!as usual as wide as Canada!!!

Ive missed the guy o, he's just full of jokes I swear and just fun to be around!!!We've just been hanging out having fun, oooh and for passing my resits he took me and my friend out and bought me abottl of Red wine, seeee grooove!its was very naizzze as I was having that with some chicken a la carte!!(I can't remeber the name of the chicken I had, one funky name like this)

Ok so he is from Rivers and my mom is yoruba so he's always complaining about going to yoruba weddings and parties

"you are going to enjoy yourself and celebrate with people yet the would put you under hot canopy and you'll be chasing flies with your hands and be cleaning sweat from your face"LMAO!

(no offence to yoruba people o)but its true sha!

We were jisting about how well Fashola is doing and he was like that his friend's driver asked his friend if he could take time off work and the boss asked him why, and the driver was like that he wants to go pay his taxes, cos he is seeing what taxpayers money can do!!God bless Fashola!!

He pushes me to do things that I havent done before cos "He knows I can do it"

and there's always a reward!!

Always on my side when I have arguements with momsie!

He always makes me laugh!when I vex, he's like ahn Tinu your face looks soo beautiful when you bone!lol

I love you Daddie, cos you bring out the best in me and help me believe in myself, when I'm down!!thank you soo much for believing in me!!

I LOVE YOU Dadddie!

Tinu

xxx

I'm sooooooooo happppppy!

Ok I'm so sorry for not bloging this past weeek!!
O well I have a testimony,
MATHEMATICS and I aren't really friends and this has been a constant problem throughout my life in school
Ok there is this particular course in my uni Maths 1000 calculus, this is a course that people have taken 5 -6times and has even led people to change their majors!
So I did the course last semester and failed it, cried soooo much when got my result, christmas wasnt as good, ok lemme not lie, I had made up my mind that I wasnt goig to do well, which led to me having a failing grade going into the exam!17/40!
had to repeat the course again!
So I got made up m mind when I came back that nothing was going to distract me from passing this course, didnt go to any parties, didnt socialize with people et al!
Lo and Behold I failed AGAIN
I cant even say its the devil, cos he had nothing to do with it!or maybe he did!
I was sooooooo depresssed, had to do a supplementary exam, didnt study as hard as I should have and started studying last minute
Got my results today and I passed!!
I'm soooo frigging happy my smile is as wide as Canada!!!!!
I kinda felt very stupid for putting this up here but hey God definatley has time for small miracles dosent he?


Tinu
xxx

Dear Mommie,

Dear Mommie,
I really don't know where to start from because if I list all the things uve done for me!going to take decades
I really really thank God for giving me to you and giving you to me cos I dnt know another any other woman that would take me as I am, with all my crying for no good reason, being rude, being difficult,figthing with my brother and just being strong headed infact just being me

You've moulded me into the woman that I am today and I thank God for that,
you taught me how to be respectfu, how to be corteous and most importantly how to pray(which I seldom do)
Im actually out of words right now but I just want you to know that I really love you and will love you now till the day I die
and one day I hope to be the great mother you've been to me to my own children
Happy mother's day
loads of love and kisses
Tinu
xxx

SUPERMOMS TO THE RESCUE

Hey People,
Today is the 2nd day of mother's day weekend on my blog,

Why Mothers Cry ...

"Why are you crying?" he asked his mom.

"Because I'm a mother," she told him.

"I don't understand," he said.

His mom just hugged him and said, "You never will!"

Later the little boy asked his father why Mother seemed to cry for no reason.

"All mothers cry for no reason," was all his dad could say.

The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why mothers cry. So he finally put in a call to God and when God got on the phone the man said, "God, why do mothers cry so easily."

God said, "You see son, when I made mothers they had to be special. I made their shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet gentle enough to give comfort. I gave them an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times come from their children.

"I gave them a hardiness that allows them to keep going when everyone else gives up, and to take care of their families through sickness and fatigue without complaining.

"I gave them the sensitivity to love their children under all circumstances, even when their child has hurt them very badly. This same sensitivity helps them to make a child's boo-boo feel better and helps them share a teenager's anxieties and fears.

"I gave them a tear to shed. It's theirs exclusively to use whenever it's needed. It's their only weakness.

It's a tear for mankind."

A mother is the truest friend we have, when trials, heavy and sudden, fall upon us; when adversity takes the place of prosperity; when friends who rejoice with us in our sunshine, desert us when troubles thicken around us, still will she cling to us, and endeavor by her kind precepts and counsels to dissipate the clouds of darkness, and cause peace to return to our hearts. -- Washington Irving

I one day want my kids to say the same thing about me!!and hopefully all your kids would say the same thing about you!
Can't wait to be a mom!

Tinu
xxx

Mothers day Weekend

Hey People,
Im soo sorry for scaring anybody with my previous post!E MA BINU (dnt be angry) bt it was fun!!!hehehe
Ok since mother's day is around the corner, Ive decided to dedicate this weekend to all mommies! I shall be posting anything and everything about how wonderful mothers are!

M-O-T-H-E-R
"M" is for the million things she gave me,
"O" means only that she's growing old,
"T" is for the tears she shed to save me,
"H" is for her heart of purest gold;
"E" is for her eyes, with love-light shining,
"R" means right, and right she'll always be,
Put them all together, they spell "MOTHER,"
A word that means the world to me.



WHY GOD MADE MOMS
Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions:

Why did God make mothers?
1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
2. Mostly to clean the house.
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.

How did God make mothers?
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.

What ingredients are mothers made of ?
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.

Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
1. We're related.
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.

What kind of little girl was your mom?
1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
3. They say she used to be nice.

What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
1. His last name.
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?

Why did your mom marry your dad?
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot.
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on.

Who's the boss at your house?
1 . Mom doesn't w ant to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees t he stuff under the bed.
3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.

What's the difference between moms & dads?
1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.
4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better wit hout medicine.

What does your mom do in her spare time?
1. Mothers don't do spare time.
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.

What would it take to make your mom perfect?
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I th ink some kind of plastic surgery.
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.

If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
1.. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head

Infact everyday should be mother's day!
Tinu
xxx

PLEASE PRAY FOR ME

Ok I went to write my resit exam 3 days ago , couldn't do it last week cos the other student was out of the country
I was sha got there and the other student was with me so we sha did small revision till the prof came, and then we started our exams
the other dude student started sneezing, and coughing
I sha offered him tissue and continued with my exam, the sneezing was getting to much, i just started giving him one eye cos he was pissing me off with the blowing of his nose and all that ish!
30 mins into the exam, He now started crying, that OH this cant be happening, In my mind I was like this guy faint so I wont have to do this exam I would just say I'm traumatized and that I can't write the exam again and they would give me 100% chai!bros no gree faint o!
I thought he was crying Cos he found the exam tough , me the Mother Theresa's immediate younger sister decided to put his head on my shoulder and comfort him and it was going to be ok!!!even helped him clean his eyes sef!
I was like just imagine urself in the country you went to, writing this exam on the beach!
He started crying more!ahn ahn! wetin do this boy oo!
he was like that he was in Mexxico, and that he was cleared for swine flu at the airport!cos he told them he sha faked some stuff, I dnt even know sef
Seee this morrrafucker oshi If he had told me he had gone to Mezzzico i wont even be in the same room with him nor even touch him! I started panicking, remembered momsie's words In all things pray
I almost throway the guy one heavy slap, cos he was screaming We are gonnaaa die!!Idiot
I sha have one Mfm prayer list in my room, na in I just start o!

I swweep every virus of swine flu with the broom of the Holy Spirit
Father, I thank You for the provision of deliverance and healing through the blood of Jesus.

Any verbal or written covenant made with any evil spirit on my behalf, be cancelled by the blood of Jesus.

Every agreement I have consciously or unconsciously made to the devil, be cancelled by the blood of Jesus.

Every handwriting and ordinances against my life, be cancelled by the blood of Jesus.

Every source of evil flow into my life, DIE, in the name of Jesus.

Every arrow of failure at the edge of breakthroughs, GO BACK to your sender, in the name of Jesus.

Every imagery, effigy, symbol, picture and statue representing me in the kingdom of darkness, CATCH FIRE! in the name of Jesus.

Immediatley the prof called 911, and told them that one of her students might have the swine flu virus, and he has come in contact with 2 people already in 3mins SEEE AMBULANCES!,everybody was wearing surgical masks and all, the guys that opened the door they look like astronauts cos they were wearing the protective ish!
Na wa o!
I'm in the hospital now, Ive been here for the past 3days under quarantine, I dnt even have the courage to call my mother, what would i tell her I have swine flu??
Its actually getting to me now, cos patients are always coming to look at me, and they just keep on shaking their heads and all, the other guys is really sick!writing right now is the only thing that is going to make me happy!!!So pls tell you family and friends to pray for me!!I must live this hospital whole and hearty In Jesus Name!Amen Amen Amen!
Pray for me o!
Chill somebody is knocking on my door!
It was a dream!!!!Gotcha
Tinu
xxx
Back to reading for my exams!
Academia is a bitch!
Would be back to complete the other story!!!!